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女性笑话|Find a girl just like your mother

来源:www.zhoujijia.com 2024-12-21

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval1 from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound2 to like her.

So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her.

So, asked the friend, what happened?Nothing, said the young man. My father hates her!.

有个小伙子发现,无论他带什么女生回家,母亲都不赞成。一位朋友建议他,你找一个像你妈妈一样的女生吧你妈妈一定会喜欢她的。

这个小伙子就找啊找啊,终于找到了一个女生。他告诉我们的朋友:就像你说的,我找到了一个女生,无论在感觉、说话、打扮,甚至烹饪技术都非常像妈妈的,而且真的像你说的那样,母亲非常喜欢她。

那样,他的朋友问到,出了什么事?没事,小伙子说,我爸爸非常讨厌她!


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